[Jan's free hand goes to her hip, and she draws herself up to the extent of her (extremely average) height. okay, the entire scenario here is still weird as hell and kind of freaking her out, but there's the principle of the matter to consider. this is INJUSTICE and it will not STAND?!]

WHY IS A ROBOT SHTI TALKIN ME W EMOTICONS
WHY ODES A ROBOT KNOW EMOTICONS
SHIT

[wait for her a second, she's got to scowl at her device for a minute. where the hell is the symbols menu on-- okay, here we go.]

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