[Claire is a seasoned veteran of off the wall and crazy shit. She has gone toe to toe with actual monsters. But that was all science. All explainable. There is no science she has ever heard of that could explain a flying carpet that can text.]

Ho-

[She claps her hand over her mouth, barely remembering that sound = bad, in the nick. She paces a few steps on the sand, because she's gotta get it out of her system somehow.

Finally checking back to the... carpet, she picks out a response.]

This is going to be a dumb thing to say but

Are you real?????

[At least she's self aware enough to know she's asking a dumb question?]