[okay, yeah, that's unsubtle enough that Jan goes bright red again. well done, Faith! a perfectly executed hit job!

Jan has a moment of panic-- is she really hitting on me? am I just imagining things? what is real?! but honestly, it isn't like she hasn't heard variations of this dozens of times before. they're just usually solicitations from dudes, not hot women.

she doesn't know what to reply, and Faith is right there (still half leaning on her!) so she desperately defaults to that timeless panic standby of all awkward text conversations:]

ahaha