[He understands how you feel, Majima; he's from a world where technology itself is a foreign concept. Still, even if it's tough typing with tassels, he's been here long enough to start getting the hang of it.]
I can't drink but thank you!
[And then, as though he needed more confirmation of the fact that this thing has no experience whatsoever with drinking:]
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I can't drink but thank you!
[And then, as though he needed more confirmation of the fact that this thing has no experience whatsoever with drinking:]
How does a drink kick? It doesn't have any legs.