[Honestly, the idea of the chocolate holding any meaning bounces off his skull. It's so unimportant to him. But it's definitely obligation chocolate. As if he's ever given another kind.]
Who'd be so easily won over by just chocolate anyways. [He tries to give the right impression: a grumpy, slightly-scary one. Anyone who got a crush in this place is probably just feeling the suspension bridge affect. It's easy to catch feelings when one's scared out of their mind.]
If someone enjoys them, it's better they have them. [so it's not like he likes you or anything, b-baka]
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Who'd be so easily won over by just chocolate anyways. [He tries to give the right impression: a grumpy, slightly-scary one. Anyone who got a crush in this place is probably just feeling the suspension bridge affect. It's easy to catch feelings when one's scared out of their mind.]
If someone enjoys them, it's better they have them. [so it's not like he likes you or anything, b-baka]