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ca$h hotdog🌭 ([personal profile] oorah) wrote in [community profile] quietplacelogs2018-02-11 08:29 pm

II. (open) i'm gonna fight with myself til i'm bleeding

featuring: hotdog castle & everyone (open to new arrivals too!!)
what's happening? frank feeding everyone venison dogs; frank fighting everyone; introlog spillover stuff + whatever else you want hmu
day: 11th nighttime (after all new arrivals are out and about/getting settled)
content warnings: ground meat, being a good neighbor, boyfights
notes: hit me up on PM or plurk [plurk.com profile] hotdoge if you want anything else! happy to oblige

A. have you ever had a hot dog cooked by a guy named hotdog? this is going on instastories.

[ the time has come for frank to probably show all you losers what a hot dog is. for posterity or some such. he's been curing deer meat from a recent hunting trip with aloy and after their housemate reigen had soundproofed house six's kitchen, well. it seemed as good a time as any to put his plan in motion. not to mention he's in a good mood for once after encountering his best friend among the new arrivals.

early in the evening, frank will be piping his mixture into homemade casings with the doors to the back deck wide open for anyone to come pester him. and then later on of course he will be cooking them up with mustard he made and onions he found. he will also chop up pickles from the natives for anyone who gets down like that. none of y'all better ever ask him what a hot dog is ever again!!!

if you come in while he's cooking expect to be put to work, and did i mention he'll be downing rosé the whole time? e n j o y.

note: the kitchen is only soundproof when all the doors are closed. he will tell everyone on arrival this, so while he's cooking the doors will be shut but all other times feel free to mingle!! ]


B. the rules of fight club are bring snacks and make sure frank castle stays in bruises. tia for your contribution.

[ after posting up this little gem, frank has been steadily gathering members for his and mike's "club." his garage is a makeshift boxing arena and open for all any time they want to blow off steam or learn some new skills from punching bag himself. or from whoever else is lingering around. feel free to match yourselves and have a fight without him too, he'll ref!

the only rules of fight club are: bring snacks, agree with your partner on tactics: weapons/no weapons, fists only/every man for himself etc etc. AND when one person taps out or doesn't get up the match is over. the garage is approximately 80% soundproof. every fighter must wear wraps on their hands to muffle sound and agree not to shout or make loud noises, even in pain. soft-volume trash talking is allowed and perhaps even encouraged... ]


C. write your own starter or ping me for one!
gaits: and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday. (people our age are getting engaged)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-02-25 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ for once in his life, david doesn't blow up frank's phone just yet.

he takes a moment to look, really look at the town. it's something straight out of some horror movie or video game, eerily quiet and dreary, and if frank has already taken to this place so well, he wonders how long it'll take him to do the same. probably not very long if he thinks about it. they've been living half lives since they first met and even long before that; in the end it doesn't even really matter. they're here now and they'll just have to make the most of it.

eventually, he does turn to his device.
]

How long has it been since you got here?
gaits: "i wish i hadn't fucked you"? (what's a nice way of saying)

[personal profile] gaits 2018-02-27 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Just shy of a month.

[ he still can't wrap his mind around it; he remembers frank pulling up in front of his house, remembers inviting frank in and then getting out. he remembers walking all the way up to the front door and knocking, and then --

... and then, what?
]

What's the last thing you remember?