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ca$h hotdog🌭 ([personal profile] oorah) wrote in [community profile] quietplacelogs2018-02-11 08:29 pm

II. (open) i'm gonna fight with myself til i'm bleeding

featuring: hotdog castle & everyone (open to new arrivals too!!)
what's happening? frank feeding everyone venison dogs; frank fighting everyone; introlog spillover stuff + whatever else you want hmu
day: 11th nighttime (after all new arrivals are out and about/getting settled)
content warnings: ground meat, being a good neighbor, boyfights
notes: hit me up on PM or plurk [plurk.com profile] hotdoge if you want anything else! happy to oblige

A. have you ever had a hot dog cooked by a guy named hotdog? this is going on instastories.

[ the time has come for frank to probably show all you losers what a hot dog is. for posterity or some such. he's been curing deer meat from a recent hunting trip with aloy and after their housemate reigen had soundproofed house six's kitchen, well. it seemed as good a time as any to put his plan in motion. not to mention he's in a good mood for once after encountering his best friend among the new arrivals.

early in the evening, frank will be piping his mixture into homemade casings with the doors to the back deck wide open for anyone to come pester him. and then later on of course he will be cooking them up with mustard he made and onions he found. he will also chop up pickles from the natives for anyone who gets down like that. none of y'all better ever ask him what a hot dog is ever again!!!

if you come in while he's cooking expect to be put to work, and did i mention he'll be downing rosé the whole time? e n j o y.

note: the kitchen is only soundproof when all the doors are closed. he will tell everyone on arrival this, so while he's cooking the doors will be shut but all other times feel free to mingle!! ]


B. the rules of fight club are bring snacks and make sure frank castle stays in bruises. tia for your contribution.

[ after posting up this little gem, frank has been steadily gathering members for his and mike's "club." his garage is a makeshift boxing arena and open for all any time they want to blow off steam or learn some new skills from punching bag himself. or from whoever else is lingering around. feel free to match yourselves and have a fight without him too, he'll ref!

the only rules of fight club are: bring snacks, agree with your partner on tactics: weapons/no weapons, fists only/every man for himself etc etc. AND when one person taps out or doesn't get up the match is over. the garage is approximately 80% soundproof. every fighter must wear wraps on their hands to muffle sound and agree not to shout or make loud noises, even in pain. soft-volume trash talking is allowed and perhaps even encouraged... ]


C. write your own starter or ping me for one!
morphogenia: (Oh no!)

[personal profile] morphogenia 2018-03-18 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kamala makes a show of thinking about it.] 2015 so not that far! And no flying cars. :( Sorry our geniuses are super stingy.
justbeingknife: (what was that?)

[personal profile] justbeingknife 2018-03-18 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so like that Micro fella.

Yeah, he told me about it. What a letdown -- would've been cool to at least have a moon base or two.
morphogenia: (I'll go my way. No turning back.)

[personal profile] morphogenia 2018-03-19 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm with you, buddy. The future can be so lame!!! At least we have the internet.
justbeingknife: (profile2)

[personal profile] justbeingknife 2018-03-19 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I heard about that. But people just use it for home shoppin' and pictures of cats, right?

You could do that without the internet!


[ no one tell him about memes ]
morphogenia: (I want to protect you forever)

she's gotta educate him!!!

[personal profile] morphogenia 2018-03-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
True, but there are also memes which are pretty awesome.
justbeingknife: (the fuck?)

He is now going to mentally pronounce that as 'me-mes'. You're all welcome.

[personal profile] justbeingknife 2018-03-24 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Majima frowned slightly. ]

The what? Are those the pictures ya take of yourself?
morphogenia: (they won't allow it)

[personal profile] morphogenia 2018-03-30 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No!!! It's like funny jokes with pictures. It's hard to explain unless that makes sense to you???
justbeingknife: (what was that?)

[personal profile] justbeingknife 2018-03-31 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, not gettin' it. How's that different from cartoons?
morphogenia: (I'm sure you will fight again)

[personal profile] morphogenia 2018-04-03 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... I actually don't know. It's actually kind of similar. They come out faster maybe???